Fallen Angel:
"Hell Hath No Fury like a Woman Scorned."
Chakram:
"Xena's Dark and Violent Past was restored during the production of this motion picture."
Succession:
"Ares' libido was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Animal Attraction:
"Although The Rabbit Died, No other animals were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Them Bones, Them Bones:
"Xena and Alti were Bad To The Bone during the production of this motion picture."
Purity:
"To obtain a copy of Joxer's recipe for Moo Shu Sauce and other Chinese delicacies visit your local Bookstore or look for it on the Internet."
Back In The Bottle:
"Pao Ssu's split personality was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Little Problems:
"No Pie Tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask."
Seeds Of Faith:
"Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during the production of this motion picture."
Lyre, Lyre, Hearts On Fire:
"No Lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture."
Punch Lines:
"Gabrielle and Argo were Shrunk and Permanently Pressed during the production of this motion picture."
God-Fearing Child:
"Zeus Cashed in his Chips during the production of this motion picture."
Eternal Bonds:
"Ares' virility was harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Amphipolis Under Siege:
"Post Production was under siege during the production of this motion picture."
Married With Fishsticks:
"No Sea Nymphs or other Denizens of the Deep were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Lifeblood:
"Warning: The Surgeon General cautions practicing Weird and Grotesque Amazon rituals may be hazardous to your health."
Kindred Spirits:
"Many Cinnamon Swirls lost their lives in the making of Gabrielle's Headdress."
Antony And Cleopatra:
"No Rubberized Snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Looking Death In The Eye:
"Death almost died during the production of this motion picture."
Livia:
"Due to an overabundance of Bean and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastrointestinal problems intensified during the production of this motion picture."
Eve:
"Joxer's sudden and unexpected death slowed down his rapid aging process during the production of this motion picture."
Motherhood:
"All the Gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
since 22 December 1999
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