Adventures In The Sin Trade I:
"No Dead Amazons lost their lives during the production of this motion picture."
Adventures In The Sin Trade II:
"Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
A Family Affair:
"No Spike-Skinned, Beast-Like, Incredibly Hungry Offspring who can't stand the sun were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
In Sickness And In Hell:
"No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during the production of this motion picture."
A Good Day:
"No Permanent Battle Scars were inflicted during the production of this motion picture."
A Tale Of Two Muses:
"No Self-Righteous Magistrates Intent on suppressing the basic human right of freedom of expression were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Locked Up And Tied Down:
"No Rabid Flesh-Eating Crabs were cooked during the production of this motion picture."
Crusader:
"Xena's Best Chewing Tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Past Imperfect:
"Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture."
Key To The Kingdom:
"No Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origin, were harmed during the filming of this motion picture."
Daughter Of Pomira:
"No Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed Horde girls or their extended families were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
If The Shoe Fits:
"No fractured fables were harmed during the production of this motion picture."
Paradise Found:
"Paradise was found but not necessarily embraced during the production of this motion picture."
Devi:
In Memory of Women's Best Friend:
Bear
Dodger
Kali
Samantha
Taffy
Bear
Between The Lines:
"Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production of this motion picture."
The Way:
"Any similarity between Hanuman and a major character in the motion picture classic 'Planet Of The Apes' is purely coincidental."
The Play's The Thing:
"Although no great literary works of art were harmed or plagiarized, a few thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion picture."
The Convert:
"Argo's gastrointestinal condition was cleared up upon completion of this motion picture."
Takes One To Know One:
"Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this motion picture."
Endgame:
"Pompey's reign came to a head during the production of this motion picture."
Ides Of March:
"Xena & Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion picture."
Deja Vu All Over Again:
"No Sword-Wielding, Card-Playing, Therapy-Seeking French Freedom Fighters were deflowered during the production of this motion picture. However, rumors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed."
since 22 December 1999
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